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An older gentlemen was driving his super fast European sports car one day. He was doing 100mph when he noticed a Highway trooper with his lights flashing. So he took it up to 120mph then 140, then 160. All of a sudden he's thinking what am I doing!! He pulls over to the side of the road and stops. The trooper walks up to the car, looks at this senior citizen and says "My shift ends in 15 minutes and I have a mini vacation planned with my family this weekend so if you can give me a really good excuse for driving so fast, I mean one I've never heard, I'll let you go". The man thought for a few moments then said, "Years ago when I was a young man, my wife ran off with a policeman and I thought you were bringing back. The trooper said "enjoy your day sir"!!